Q: What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?  

A: Pop 

 Q: Why can’t you remember past birthdays?  

A: Because you are thinking about the present. 

 Q: Why did the birthday kid get soap for their birthday?  

A: It was a soap-prise birthday party! 

 Q: Why did the birthday kid put their cake in the freezer?  

A: They wanted to ice it. 

 Q: What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?  

A: I Scream Cake 

 Q: What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?  

A: They take the cake! 

 Q: What was on the other side of the birthday cake?  

A: The side that hadn’t been eaten! 

 Q: How do tacos wish you a happy birthday?  

A: They taco bout how awesome you are! 

 Q: What does a beach do on its birthday?  

A: It shellabrates 

 Q: How do you wish a kangaroo on its birthday?  

A: Hoppy birthday