Q: What does a proud herb think it is?
A: A big dill
Q: How did the butter introduce his spouse?
A: As his butter half
Q: What did the legume call the rude old actor bean?
A: A has-bean
Q: When’s the best time to dance at a vegetable party?
A: When the beet drops!
Q: What did Jaggu tell his cup of tea?
A: “You are brewtiful!”
Q: What did Mo say when she advised the baking aspirant?
A: “To be a successful baker, you need to take whisks!”
Q: What did Mo do when she had pages of maths homework?
A: She motored on!
Q: How was Mo’s sandwich party?
A: It was jam packed!
Q: What did the kitchen sink say after a tiring day?
A: “I’m drained!”
Q: Why did the architect stop designing kitchen work surfaces?
A: Because it was counterproductive.
Q: Why was the watermelon sad?
A: Because it was meloncholy.