Q: Why is geology a cool subject? 

A: Because it rocks! 

Q: Why was there chaos in the chemistry lab.

A: Because the chemicals kept reacting with each other! 

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school every day? 

A: Because her students were very bright! 

Q: Why did the maths teacher call his student average.

A: Because he was mean! 

Q: How do bee students travel to school? 

A: In a school buzz! 

Q: What happened to the kid who kept making jokes about words in class? 

A: He was punished! 

Q: Why did the shapes stop listening to the acute triangle? 

A: Because it was not right! 

Q: Why were the students suspicious when the teacher entered with graph papers? 

A: They knew the teacher was plotting something! 

Q: Why is geometry important? 

 A: Because life would be pointless without it! 

Q: Why was the clock sent out from the library? 

A: Because it was tocking a lot!