What is a snake’s favourite subject in school?

Hissssstory 

Which stationery is king of the classroom?

A ruler 

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Because her students were so bright. 

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

C 

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

The kindergarden. 

Why did the teacher draw on the window?

Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! 

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-a-bet. 

Why did Little Suppandi eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. 

Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

Because it tocks too much.