Laugh Out Loud
Christmas Jokes That’ll Sleigh You
Writer: Devika Soni
Illustrator: Shivani Pednekar


Q: How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas Spirit?  

A: You can nurse them back to elf!   


Q: What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy?   

A: Orna-mints 


Q: What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?  

A: Anything you want—they can’t hear you!  


Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?   

A: A pineapple!  


Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?  

A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence 


Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?  

A: Santa Pause 


Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?  

A: He got 12 months.  


Q: Why was Santa so cold on Christmas morning?  

A: Because it was Decembrrrrrr 


Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?  

A: He refers to his calendeer 


Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?  

A: Baking sheets.  

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