Q: How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas Spirit?
A: You can nurse them back to elf!
Q: What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy?
Q: What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you want—they can’t hear you!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause.
Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
A: He got 12 months.
Q: Why was Santa so cold on Christmas morning?
A: Because it was Decembrrrrrr!
Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He refers to his calendeer.
Q: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: Baking sheets.