Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You step on a poodle. 

Q: What’s the difference between a tiger with a thorn in its paw and a rain cloud?
A: One roars with pain, while the other pours rain! 

Q: Which place always has a good chance of heavy showers?
A: The bathroom. 

Q: Why did the raindrop go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt under the weather. 

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: “Two’s company, but three is a cloud!” 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road on a rainy day?
A: To prove it wasn’t a chicken… but a duck. 

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels. 

Q: What do raindrops wear during storms?
A: Thunderwear! 

Q: What is the state of wet zombies?
A: Rain-dead! 

Q: How do cows feel when they’re stuck in the rain?
A: Moo-dy.