Q: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?  

A: Ten-ants 

Q: What kind of ant is good at maths?  

A: An account-ant   

Q: What do you call a 100-year-old ant?  

A: Ant-ique 

Q: Why do anteaters never fall ill?  

A: They’re full of ant-ibodies. 

Q: Why couldn’t the ant be persuaded?  

A: Because she was adam-ant  

 Q:  Why do ants join the army?  

Answer: Because they are milit-ants 

Q: What is the gender of an ant that floats on water?  

A: Male, because it is buoy-ant. 

Q: What do you call a confident ant?  

A: Flamboy-ant 

Q: What do you call an ant that won’t obey?  

A: Defi-ant 

Q: What do you call an alert ant?  

A: Vigil-ant