Q: Why should you always take a friend to a party thrown by birds?
A: Because you don’t want to be owl by yourself.
Does anyone want to watch a movie about pigs? It seems boaring to me.
Q: Why shouldn’t you embarrass yourself before birds of prey?
A: Because otherwise it would be hawkward!
One has to be very clear when giving fish instructions. If not, they’ll ask you to be Pacific.
Q: Why was the sick baby eagle punished for stealing?
A: Because it was a little ill-eagle.
Q: Which holiday is a wolf’s favourite?
Baby bears are so spoilt. Their mothers panda to their every request!
Q: Why did the walrus burst out laughing?
A: Because its friend just cracked the sealiest joke.
Have you heard that you can keep a type of animal in your car? It’s called a car-pet.
After a heavy meal, one must not shame hippos for eating a lot of food. That’s hippo-critical.